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Zeta RC 1 = Zeta SC 1 (Suicide Candidate 1)
- Monni -
Q:
Do you know what book Bernd Korz reads every night before going to sleep?
A:
Alles über KDL.
- Monni -
RC1 - cRash Candidate 1
- Koff III -
RC1 - Rewrite Candidate 1
- Koff III -
Zeta - Now with NEW bugs!
- Koff III -
Zeta - Assume the power, forget the plug...
- Koff III -
Zeta - Assume the powweeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................................
- Koff III -
Zeta - From zero to crash in ten seconds!
- Koff III -
Zeta - Same OS, new bugs!
- Koff III -
Zeta is not Dano!
- mmu_man -
It started with Alpha and it is already in Zeta. Maybe next version finally works...
- Koff III -
Ouch it suck like a whore
- jeanmarc -
Step one: Wait to see if it ships to any of the people who just ordered it (meaning, how long until they get it?).
Step two: Find out if it is just an alpha, another beta or a serious release candidate.
Good luck! :-)
- Jace -
Why not.
- Zenja -
Zeta - The future is tomarrow.
- posixstudent -
Q: What's common with Zeta and Energizer Bunny?
A: Both gets further and further away.
Q: What's difference between Zeta and Energizer Bunny?
A: Energizer Bunny gains progress, it goes forward.
- Monni -
ftp> quit
421 Timeout.
- Monni -
First there was Beetle, then Kleinbus, now there is...
Zeta - Assume the Flower Power
What else we can expect from our loved German friends.
- Monni -
(418) Monni@Zeta: I wonder if someone ever thought to make a Lemmings movie... It kinda would have rocked in masochism and violence...
(552) BePage: Monni@Zeta make a porn movie out of it ;)
(552) BePage: best-sold-movie-ever :P
- Monni@Zeta -
(553) Vanne: anyone know where i should be looking in Frizbe for lappys?
(418) Monni@Zeta: between hip and belly button?
(553) Vanne: lol
- Monni@Zeta -
Zeta - dein system, dein shit.
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BeOS - Be Operated in Seconds
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Windows XP - eXPensive edition
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Zeta - Areyou tired of having to upgrade your hardware in order to be able to work efficiently? Now you will be tired of 300 crashes per second! Welcome to a revolutionary operating system that you can't know and love, and can crash in one click! Whether you want to burn CDs, convert music to MP3 etc, you can't do it without 10 crashes.
Zeta will not allow you to burn CD, convert a movie nor still surf the web. Are you a linux user? You will hate it!
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Don't wait, just buy it and be happy of the crashes!
Zeta will shock you!
- bs0 -
It could be worse. We could be satiring neo. "gee, it says I have a serial port, but, the dialup says I don't." Neo arguing with itself?
I know your imaginations are laughing at that vision..
- obelix -
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